utility-kinkster

One whose sexual discourse is determined by external forces and/or available resource.

Do to freezing temperatures the utility-kinksters were forced to grind on each other in an exotic dance of passion and life saving heat transfer.

by Dr.Skaz September 3, 2013

utilityologist

A person who does a forensic audit of a business' last 5 years of utility bills at no cost to them.

Rick, the Utilityologist just got me thousands of dollars back from the Utility company

by PJ LeTip July 4, 2018

utility cock

Much like a vibrator, a utility cock is someone's dick you use simply for pleasure. Kind of like a use it and lose it until you need it again kind of thing.

"Hey Jess, you seeing Marc again tonight?"

"Yeah, he's sort of like my utility cock if you will."

by BonerDonor December 4, 2009

Utility Shit

When you take a dump and its all Water and Gas.

Oh man I just took a mean utility shit.

by RiotStu April 29, 2008

utility

The word you hear a lot when you have an economics major room-mate. Simply means the benefit a person gets when uses/eats something

Boy: Can I ask you out?
Girl: You do not give me utility whatsoever!!!

by EconSquad January 27, 2015

utility fruit

Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.

Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.

by some stoner October 22, 2006

Utility Mate

A Utility Mate is a friend you call on occasionally when your core circle of friends are not available.

I had a spare ticket for the match last weekend which nobody wanted so I sold it to my Utility Mate and he came with me instead.

by Jordo1981 July 29, 2010