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town unicycle

Similar to the town bicycle, except this girl is always seemingly being ridden by an ass clown.
Hillary is hot but she's the town unicycle, no telling how many clowns have rode her around.
by MaCRi December 20, 2007
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Maggot on a unicycle

Inspired by an enemy in the video game Earthworm Jim 2, a maggot on a unicycle is a term used to describe someone who will fight or argue about anything nomatter how ridiculous just because they either don't like someone or because they like to argue.
Don't even bother talking to Kathleen, she is like a maggot on a unicycle.
by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006
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midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.
Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle
by Cert Andy June 7, 2016
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russian unicycle

To bone a dude in the ass complimented with a reach around. While dude getting boned sticks a finger in other dudes ass.
After a long day in rehab Sam and Dan got down on the russian unicycle.
by arbor junkie June 30, 2015
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Unicycle Wheelchair

Arguably one of the better NASA fields of expertise. When the space race was on and it was Uncle Sam vs U.S.S.R, Astronaut vs Cosmonaut and Cats vs Dogs, the need for unicycle wheelchairs became apparant, and Mr. Nasa was once quoted saying, after they had been developed, "i don't know how we ever got by without them"

The Unicycle wheelchair was brought into the commercial sector at the very second the bee gees popularised close harmonic singing in tight trousers. Although, like toasters, expensive at first, the next christmas every household had one. The ratio in Belgium at the time of Michael Moore's conception was 12 unicycle wheelchairs to every 5 people with cheshire cats.

Through these developing years, people began to tamper with NASA's creation. Gentleman would "PIMP" or "ICE" their "RIDES" by adding "HARDCORE" propulsion systems and a "SICK" paint job. Ladies were not so intent on being the flyest mutha so were content with fluffy dice and a sombrero.

Today they are popular still, especially around buckingham palace.
"Unicycle Wheelchairs are essential for respiration"

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, by Jove, its a unicycle wheelchair"
by Jeffrey Douglas August 12, 2006
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Unicycle Johnson

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.
Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.
by Bryan McCabe December 26, 2006
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monkey on a unicycle

A monkey *ahem* on a 1 wheeled bike.
im a monkey on a unicycle yeah!!!
Kiss my ass!
oooo eeeee oooo aaaa
by Sir_Smuff June 10, 2003
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