Failing upwards

The act of performing horribly at your current position, while subsequently getting promoted or advanced to a more predominant position.

See Gavin Newsom

"How can the former Mayor of San Francisco (one of the most profitable cities in California) run the city into the ground, then THEN be elected Governor or the state? He really has this Failing Upwards thing down. Next stop, (after further trashing the state) the Presidency!

by Andrethegiant52 July 31, 2020

upward flow

A flow that goes upward

The opposite direction of a water fall would be a upward flow.

by Why are you here November 19, 2020

Upward Waterfall

The act of eating her out while she is upside down until she squirts.

Bob and Cindy upward waterfall last night.

by SKM3 November 30, 2010

playing an upwards red

refers to the system used on popular game pro evo to measure a players form, but translated into real life as to how someone is playing football, how there pulling or how there generally feeling

"champ i cant believe you just pulled rachel dove" "yeh i was playing an upwards red just then"
(- well he'd have to be)

by Frazer Newport May 1, 2007

onward and upward

a quote from sam and colby, originating from sam’s grandma libby golbach

yo do u like sam and colby?
DUHH onward and upward‼️‼️😍

by axolotlxy October 28, 2023

upward dog

A sex position similar to reverse cowgirl, except the man is obliged to yelp like an Irish basset hound until mutual climax is achieved.

I tried the upward dog the other night. Mad skillz required. But she loved my woof.

by DDogg2423 January 11, 2012

upward bound

the shit. except for those gay new people. nobody likes them. summer kicks ass. except hell week. we go on awesome trips. like to chicago. we stay at gay colleges and eat crappy food. we like to flash people. the end.

omg. i can't wait to go to upward bound this weekend!

omg. i can't wait to join upward bound.

by Emily Murphy June 18, 2008