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A fantastic band that has created hot, artistic rock for decades - The Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby prove this. HTDAAB is not the only album they've ever made. Bono is a megalomaniac, and a damn good one -one of the last great rock stars. Brian Eno doesn't work with just any old dip$hit.
Anyone who considers hair metal to be great music and/or listens to Motley Crue is not qualified to speak of u2.

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Bob Dylan told u2 their songs would be remembered forever. Hell, even Johnny Cash covered "One".

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The "uno, dos, tres, catorce" actually stands for the number of studio albums produced by u2. Very intelligent people create these albums, not jr. high Spanish students.
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An awesome band. You don't have too like them but there is not bad about them to say the suck so don't.
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"Hey, Joe, what's the greatest band of all time?"

"That's a silly question, dumbass; it's U2 of course!"
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The most overrated band in the world, ever. They had a classic album called the Joshua Tree, which actually was outstanding (but it wasn't even the best album of '87, as that honor goes to Appetite For Destruction), and All I Want Is You was great and had an emotion-stirring video. They had some good singles, too, but no other completely great album. Everybody sucks their asses by calling them the greatest, and the media hypes them up, but they've made a career of making the same mundane, boring song. The Edge has played the same guitar line for years. Bono always tries to act like he is so cool, like when he was mugging for the camera in his sunglasses in that iPod commercial, for one example. He makes me sick with his self-righteousness. Their attempt to rock on the song "Vertigo" sounds like a sterilized and soul-less garage-rock production, as if to say "we want to rock hard, but not too hard that it will drive our fanbase away".
A band like Faith No More could mop the floor with U2.
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A scientific experiment designed to see how many times people would buy the same song with a different title.


also, the crappiest band ever. I'm sure they have a loyal fan base of gay people. they follow me everywhere, ipod commercials, coke commercials, and they're even played on classic rock radio stations, ? , I wish they would just shut up.
by clark January 29, 2005
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U2 is just a DECENT band.

they aren't "the bestest band ever like omg!!1!!! and bono is like SO0oo00o hot, thinking of him and his charitable work makes me wet my pants."

sorry.

they're OK. their music just simply isn't THAT amazing. try listening to some led zeppelin.

and no, i won't call them stupid for the uno...dos...tres...catorce, thing. but i don't get why they just didn't count in english anyway?

and bono, you as one man with big glasses can't save the entire world.
my friend: "yeah, my mom wanted to get rolling stones tickets but i turned her down and now we're going to U2."
me: "......you fucking idiot."
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U2's the best rock group in the world of their music type, period. There's Led Zep in phychadelic rock, ColdPlay in alternative, and U2 in "heroic" rock (as their fans call it).

Formed in the late 70s, U2 have slowly but steadily risen to the very top of rock fame. Starting early with classics like "I Will Follow" and "New Year's Day", they have skyrocketed to global success and stardom. Although, many believe their "U2 Pop" album to be their biggest - only - flop. U2 just isn't cut out for pop, and they realized it soon enough. Thank God.

Other than their wonderful passion for their songs and music, they also - Bono in particular - have a large interest in humanitarian rights. Bono strives to eliminate third world debt and extreme poverty. U2 were also some of the most noticable groups in events like Live Aid (80s) and '05s Live 8. They reportedly stole the show in Live Aid, actually.

U2 are:

Paul David Hewson (Bono) - Lead vocals, rythm guitar, harmonica, stage beast

David Evans (The Edge) - Lead guitar, keyboards & piano, backing vocals, data master

Adam Clayton - Bass, posh incarnate

Larry Mullan Jr. - Drums & percussions, (rarely) backing vocals, humble rebel
'U2 sucks, man. They don't know shit about music.' - Jerk

'U2 doesn't suck, you do. Apparently, they know a little more than you do about music, my dumbass rap-and-punk loving friend.' - Me
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