tap dance typist

tap dance typist (n). One who types so noisily on a PC that you can hear them from across the room (even fifty feet away). The more public the setting, the more annoying the situation. The typing often sounds as if the typing is mimicking a tap dance routine--with the enter/return button getting a big "stomp".

How are we going to get any work done in the library, Jane? That tap dance typist has been putting on a public show for over an hour!

by boggler April 10, 2009

Phantom Typist

One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.

'...is writing a message' (for a lengthy period)
"Hurry the hell up, you damn phantom typist!"

by Lys November 28, 2004

Teopista

a hot sexy bitch with a gooood soft heart she is sooo hot but she never feels

she is a Teopista
I love such babes lyk hannah she is a Teopista

by Teopista February 26, 2021

Titty typist

Working from home naked during rona, Woman with big ass droopy tits whose nipples type faster than her fingers

Wow Carly, that was a quick reply to my email, you is the bestest titty typist ever!

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Teopista

means a sexy hot bitch but holy

and kind she may think that she overs talks but she is just okay she hates fighting

that babe is weird though she is a Teopista

by Teopista February 26, 2021

Out-of-the-Room Typist

A person that continues to type their real-time, live message as you go get coffee, pick up the the printouts, and when you return, they are just finishing up what they intended to type.

I enjoy texting Terri, but as one of the worse out-of-the-room typist, she drives me insane.

I was texting to someone new last night and they were the worst out-of-the-room typists. I bet we sent 5 sentences all night.

by NotElvis2003 April 28, 2009

Tropislav

Noun: person of Slavic heritage living in a tropical climate

Tomasz is a Tropislav

by MacropenisShaggySkooks August 17, 2019