tyopis

While crafting in FFXIV, the result of trying to type in a sentence before the chat box is cleared, leading to misspelled words.

1 Yarr Ifrit: someon get this dick ot my butt
1 Zuldane Magitek: tyopis
You gain 153 woodworking skill points.
You gain 538 experience points.

by Zuldane October 11, 2010

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

Typis

The disease in which one is unable to type grammar correctly and cannot spell words correctly.

Person a: Hey Person B how are you?
Person b: In doinf werk hoe are to

Person a: What
Person b: Sort typis

by Eat_Applez January 2, 2023

Typoist

Someone who makes a lot of typos because he/she types too fast.
(So he/she is constantly typoing.)

"I liek teh geren car."
- "..."
"I'm sorry. I wanted to say I like the green car. I'm a terrible typoist! :("

by Procrat December 21, 2008

Gusset typist

Female form of masturbation...think about it.

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.

by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009

combat typist

someone who sits at a desk during deployment and then later speaks of PTSD or hardships endured because of deployment.

Dude, look at Calder over there talking about hardships of deployment when he sat in the S-2 all year.... fucking Combat Typist.

by MultipleDeployer May 16, 2014

typists diarrhoea

When you inadvertently type extra letters in to the text you are typing

I typed this but realised I had typists diarrhoea.........

thekl bag wasd not on ther tabel

by chidog June 17, 2008