TWONKING

When a fat bitch be twerkin

"Damn, what she doing?"
"That fat bitch?"
"Yeah"
"She's TWONKING"
"What's 'twonking' "
"When a fat bitch twerks"

by Basednigga August 29, 2014

twosing

when you and your best friend twin at losing in life

me: i burnt my tongue
her: me too
me: twosing

by twosers December 11, 2016

Tworking

When you are paid to, or seem to be paid to, do nothing but make tweets (or other social media posts) rather than doing actual work.

"We might get those financial reports done if Mary would stop tworking like Trump at her desk all day and do her actual job."

by Jaq Lemur June 2, 2018

Twosing

Sharing a cigarette with one other person, where one person smokes half and the other finishes off the remainder of the cigarette.

They were twosing a cigarette because it was the last cigarette between the the two of them

by HaffyQOmar July 3, 2019

twonking

A visual display of rhythm while wearing a turkey bonnet.

She's twonking rather vigorously. Her turkey bonnet is about to fall off.

by Turkeybonnet November 24, 2013

Twooking

When you are taking a shit and you either twitter or facebook while in progress of laying it down. The " tw" part is twitter. The " oo" part is for poop. The "ok" part is facebook.

You might be curious what someone is posting on facebook or twitter and you login while you are taking a shit then that is when you have been twooking.

by BONZAI-15 December 31, 2011

Twoski

Twoski (noun): The contents of one's bowels. Too many brewskis have been known to lead to Twoskis.

AKA: Poop, shit, turds, deuce, butt nuggets,number 2, fish flakes, kids, load, pile, etc., ad nauseum.

1. Did you see the youtube video of the lady laying a twoski in the middle of the grocery store?

2. You guys see the size of that twoski?

3. After all that cheese, I gotta drop a mad twoski (see shitloaf)

4. The inferno flavor wings set me up for a burning twoski (see Montezuma's Revenge)

by Professor Twoski, PhD April 20, 2012