twitticism

A vacuous and yet allegedly witty status update.

‘I don’t follow his tweets – he writes nothing but twitticisms.’

by stipemeistercentral July 7, 2009

Twit Pic Fake Out

When you scroll down your twitter timeline and see a very attractive person's "twit pic" and you click on their profile to get a better look at them, to come to find that they are not as "Attractive" as they looked from your timeline.

Boy 1 (on twitter): Oh wow she's kinda cute.
Boy 2: Yeah she looks halfway decent.
Boy 1 *clicks on profile*: Twit pic fake out.

by Skillett1121 July 12, 2012

twatpickle

There is no real definition for this word other than it cannot be used for the literal meaning of one or either of the words that compose it.

- Always open for interpretation.

You damn twatpickle!!!

by C. Kennedy May 1, 2005

Twipic

The word Invented in the chat room of Kaleb Nations blog tv, where mostly anything can happen. Twipic is the Twilight version of the word Epic, but much better.

Man! that movie last night was so Twipic!

by googleit1901 May 10, 2009

Twitpocalypse

The much anticipated moment when the website Twitter will finally become overloaded, causing millions of zombified Twitterers to have mental breakdowns over the fact that they can no longer talk to themselves on a computer 24 hours a day.

Person 1: ZOMGG, THE TWITPOCALYPSE IS UPON US. WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY LIFE NOW?

Person 2: -DIES- OMGGGGGGGG!

by Ughmuffin June 14, 2009

Titpicnic

An all girl gathering. Similar to a male Sausage Fest/Party. However, titpicnics tend to be more awesome that sausage parties.

Last night at Sally's house was a total titpicnic.

by Volition Dynamo February 28, 2011

twittical mass

when most of your friends tweet.

With most of my closest peeps on Twitter, we have reached twittical mass.

by pesti_barnabas July 28, 2009