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CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)

Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.
Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.
by ugra July 3, 2012
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twelvehitphobia

the fear of bighit dropping something at 12 AM KST because it'll snatch army's wig's.
person 1: oh my god the comeback is in 20 days!!
person 2: shit my twelvehitphobia is getting back
by dazu5hi July 21, 2018
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douche a twelve

Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.
Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!

Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
by Mytholces January 6, 2014
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fuck twelve

shit the feds are coming... FUCK TWELVE
by xoxlaur January 11, 2017
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twelve o'clock flasher

A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.
{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..

I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.

Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!
by Dass Booty October 27, 2003
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twexpert

twitter expert; power user of the microblogging platform twitter
He had been on twitter for over a year, making him a twexpert
by Amyz5 March 31, 2009
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Twelve12

Twelve12 represents the go hard or go home aspect of life. It doesn't matter who you are or what you do. As long as you give it your all....YOUR ON!
That is the Twelve12 way....Are you on today?
by Twelve12life November 3, 2010
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