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Twanks

Nice rims on a car, normally chrome.
Damn! Check out the twanks ojn that honda!
by joe February 27, 2004
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Twank

A suitable word in regular usage in the kings end area of england in order to refer to a rather splendid tit wank
Mate did you see that girl i got with last night, i went back to her house and got a mean twank!
by Fifa Don January 25, 2008
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twank

fancy a twank?
by The twank king August 26, 2009
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Twank

A yeehaw that is also a twink or twunk
That guy over there in the cowboy hat is such a twank
by Bubblejake October 27, 2019
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Twanking

The simultaneous act of tweeting and wanking. May lead to spelling errorsfgdfshhnbrzsbnzfg or unusual typos. Common with some journalists, one of the lesser known examples being Kai Diekmann, current editor-in-chief of the german BILD-Zeitung, a daily "newspaper". A person that twanks a lot is called a twanker}
Have you seen his feed last night? Boy, he showed some serious twanking!
by Tweedledum & Tweedledee March 2, 2015
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Twank

A twat that wanks to other twats
I’m a twank
by LittleStoleYourMcNuggets June 25, 2019
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twank

Also known as lil' bitch, twankle-berry, Teats, twank-nasty, and D. Teaters. Someone who enjoys staying up late watching porn and keeping others awake, they also enjoy the occassional towel bed if made properly.
Shit son, I want to get some shut eye up in this bitch but fuckin twank won't turn off the porn.
by Scadden July 29, 2008
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