Tucsonan

1. Anyone who has ever spent a Summer in Tucson without leaving.

2. A beautiful hot woman who typically wears short skirts and high heels.

3. A Kind gentlemen who wears; big hats, shorts, beards, and yes flip-flops (sometimes a pistol). They often study Science, Art, or Architecture. They may be spotted wearing a University of Arizona t-shirt or a NASA t-shirt.

Conversation overheard on the street:
- "Damn she is so hot."
- "I know I cant stand this heat."
- "No, I mean, SHE is so hot"
- "Yeah but who is that nerdy guy in the big hat?"
- "Oh, I think they are Tucsonans."

by The_Thing October 3, 2011

tucson margarita

An alcoholic beverage consisting of ice, gin, and lemon juice that became popular with the impoverished community of University of Arizona college students residing in Arizona's off-campus Commons.

I don't need to spend all my money on a blender, drink mix, nor tequila as long as I can have myself a Tucson Margarita.

by Paul Sorentino October 11, 2007

Tucson

A blue-collar city in Southern Arizona filled with plumbers, mechanics, electricians, and college students.

Most successful people living in Tucson are not from the area.

by EA888 July 28, 2013

Tuscan Mule

Tuscan Mule: (Eng. 20th Cent.) - A chain of sexual moves beginning with a butt fuck followed by a blow job with full inversion of bodily fluids. Basically you are BF'ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the BJ and pull a fluid inversion, instead of spunk she gets piss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of piss in the sinus burn. If she comes back for more, you got a keeper.

Dude, that chick got wasted at the party, and Phil and Wes both pulled Tuscan Mules on her. She needed 4 rolls of paper towels and a pressure washer to clean up.

by Wing Commander November 30, 2005

Tuscan Sunglasses

The action of draping ones scrotum over the bridge of the nose of the recipient, so the testes are shielding the eyeballs. Best used when said recipient is sleeping.

My cousin in law used Tuscan Sunglasses to shield his wife from evil dreams.

by goodat March 18, 2010

Tucson How Do You Do

When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet

Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!

by DadSmoocher67 December 31, 2017

Tuscan Sidewinder

You dip your cock in extra virgin olive oil, then tomato sauce, sprinkle oregano, and romano chesse. Thwap dick in her mouth.

Kevin gave Cooper the Tuscan Sidewinder after the Italian Festal in the North End. That's AMORE!!!

by JET12345 May 16, 2008