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Turtlest

A person who fucking hates turtles and is a bit of a bitch.
Pooja is turtlest
by Turtle_gang March 11, 2021
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turtletown

If you see a lot of turtles in one place in a group.
I see a turtletown up ahead.
by Turtle town June 9, 2017
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Turtledoving

A term for when a couple that cuddles, nuzzles, necking, and maybe goes beyond that in a public place. Meanwhile the couple is completely oblivious to there surrounding or how there making people uncomfortable. This is due to cupcaking.
Take a look a the two turtledoving like that. They had gotta be aware everyones watching right ?
by Theamazinggeek May 15, 2018
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turtletext

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.
yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.
by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009
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ninja turtleism

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse
dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow
by marceld April 2, 2010
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Sperm turtleing

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!
That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried
by P'dusse July 3, 2022
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turtleing

having to hold a massive shit until you get to a toilet
rob was turtleing so badly he tobacco stained his underpants. see tobacco stain
by prairie dog 13 December 17, 2012
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