Turdellini

Several small turds.

My stomach hurt so bad... until I released a bowl full of turdellini’s

by Debi Lee December 4, 2019

Kameran tortellini

The best gf ever!

“Who’s the best gf ever?”
“Kameran tortellini duhhh”

by The best girlfriend ever<3 August 4, 2021

turtleling

When you get so frightened (male) that your penis shrivels up and nests inside your scrotum/body.

After that beat down, you did some real turtleling there Richard!

by ironwolv July 10, 2016

Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself

Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?

by White.ini March 14, 2019

tortellini

a sexual practice in Italy in which the male wraps his penis in pasta dough before sex

My man and I did tortellini last night and it was orgasmic

by Bibsmgee January 27, 2017

tortellini

you stick your sausage in her warm tortellini and spread white creamy sauce all over make sure to rub it in nice and deep

Jessica Osborn let Justin spread some white alfredo sauce right in her tortellini

by Max C. Owen August 21, 2008

tortellini

A precious and slightly obnoxious name for a baby tortoise.

Wife: Oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some grassy wassy!

Husband: Shut up, honey.

by AWOFF December 2, 2011