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to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.
by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005
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The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
by BlossomG April 3, 2013
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Turkey Shot

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To inhale a roach while finishing off a joint. Often causes uncontrollable laughter among your friends.
Dude, Mark don't hit that thing so hard...oh, I told you...you turkey shot it. Dumb ass.
by Hiwatt25 December 10, 2007
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Turkey Sluts

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Girls from your old high school you try to hit up and get at over Thanksgiving break. These girls are usually ones you haven't seen in 2-3 years and you aren't quite sure if they are still attractive or not.
Have you texted those girls to see what they're doing over break?

The turkey sluts? Hell yeaeeahh all they wanna chill
by Samuel Fratams November 11, 2010
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turkey skin handbag

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refers to a mans testicles :)
' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'
by poodgio January 13, 2014
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turkey slap

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The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.
Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!
by Steve0 August 21, 2004
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