turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you

Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.

by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009

Turd-surfer

Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.

A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day

B Turd-surfer

by jibby gibson July 25, 2010

fried turd sandwich

A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.

He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023

turd sculpture

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.

Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

turd sex

A desperate woman fornicating old try poop that was formed into a dildo.

Yo i bet you that hoe is so into turd sex, look at her play wit that dog poo.

by Flama blanca November 24, 2010

turd supressor

A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.

My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.

by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

turd stew

When you shit, piss, and cum in a girl's mouth and use your dick as ladle to stir up the delicious soup.

Jenny just ate a fresh bowl of my turd stew!

by the gordano September 14, 2010