weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

Turboranger

A sexual pervert, fascinated with anal sex,pirates and man's best friend.

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass,tried to fuck your mom in the ass,tried to fuck your dad in the ass,all i found was the dog and his ass.Tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass,tried to fuck a fucking pirate.

by Unknown February 11, 2005

turbotony

An overly metrosexual male indigenous to the suburbs of MD that works 12 hour workdays minus the work. Favorite activities of this species are IM'ing, mid-week concerts, vacay'ing on the regular, hollering, last but not least...cheel'n in the friendzone.

Dood....that a real life turbotony. If you get too close, you will end up getting your hair did at a hair salon instead of a barber shop.

by uhhyun July 11, 2006

turbokrunk

To be extremely intoxicated on any variety of substances causing an almost catatonic state. Unresponsive to outside stimuli.

Yo check out Joey...he's totally turbokrunk'n!

by mefakronic March 31, 2008

turbohornysupersexy

about to explode with horniness

- i'm turbohornysupersexy!

- contain yourself young man!

by turbohornysupersexy February 23, 2010

Turboprongdong

The pleasing act of getting an erection then attaching jumper cables hooked up to a car battery to the wrinkle of your parts and flop it around carefree

The dang homeless man on the corner is turboprongdonging again!

by Luckyticket520 December 8, 2025

turboprop

Retro-sounding, but recently made-up, term for cool.

Aaron: I can come to your gath next week.

Billy: Turboprop, daddy-o.

by ouchjars December 31, 2011