(n): A fatal disease characterized by coughing, unbearable gas, diarrhea, projectile vomiting, AIDS, erectile dis-function, cancer of the liver, kidney failure, sever depression, and, in some rare cases, death.
Origin: This disease is contracted from being exposed to Justin Bieber or his obsessed fans for anywhere from 5 seconds to 5 minutes, depending on the strength of your immune system
Treatments: There is only one known cure for said disease. The symptoms will cease if and only if the victim is kept away from anything related to Justin Bieber and exposed to something that you have to be at least 12 to enjoy (i.e. parties, men/women, real music)
Origin: This disease is contracted from being exposed to Justin Bieber or his obsessed fans for anywhere from 5 seconds to 5 minutes, depending on the strength of your immune system
Treatments: There is only one known cure for said disease. The symptoms will cease if and only if the victim is kept away from anything related to Justin Bieber and exposed to something that you have to be at least 12 to enjoy (i.e. parties, men/women, real music)
Boy 1: Hey bro, did you notice that all of those annoying freshmen girls with no life aren't here today?
Boy 2: Yeah, it's weird how they just happened to be gone the day after the Justin Fag concert.
Boy 1: They must have died from too much exposure
Boy 2: Yep, just another case of TuBieberculosis...
Boy 2: Yeah, it's weird how they just happened to be gone the day after the Justin Fag concert.
Boy 1: They must have died from too much exposure
Boy 2: Yep, just another case of TuBieberculosis...
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Result of old aged pensioners on acid.
Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:
Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.
In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.
Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.
Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:
Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.
In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.
Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.
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Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.
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"Her fellow turdies are as delusional as their egg chin queen."
"Her fellow turdies are as delusional as their egg chin queen."
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