TuBieberculosis 

(n): A fatal disease characterized by coughing, unbearable gas, diarrhea, projectile vomiting, AIDS, erectile dis-function, cancer of the liver, kidney failure, sever depression, and, in some rare cases, death.

Origin: This disease is contracted from being exposed to Justin Bieber or his obsessed fans for anywhere from 5 seconds to 5 minutes, depending on the strength of your immune system

Treatments: There is only one known cure for said disease. The symptoms will cease if and only if the victim is kept away from anything related to Justin Bieber and exposed to something that you have to be at least 12 to enjoy (i.e. parties, men/women, real music)

Boy 1: Hey bro, did you notice that all of those annoying freshmen girls with no life aren't here today?
Boy 2: Yeah, it's weird how they just happened to be gone the day after the Justin Fag concert.
Boy 1: They must have died from too much exposure
Boy 2: Yep, just another case of TuBieberculosis...

TuBieberculosis by Ov3r 9O0O January 5, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008