The Tugboat

The Tugboat consists of a Lead Metal Pipe, some barb-wire and possibly a few matchbox cars. first, you take the pipe, and you violently shove the pipe down someones anus(rectum) and then ravel the barb-wire into the pipe, now if you have matchbox cars, you can shoot them down the pipe and have a crash landing. other than that, while the barb-wire is inserted through the pipe and the rectum, TUG the pipe out, leaving the barbwire and cars trapped in the asshole. the barb-wire will hurt like a bitch, so use this as a violent torture method.

hey john, you know that nigger that started problems with me at the welfare office the other day? well me and tom gave that nigger the tugboat nd he wont shit right for a week!

by tugboats508 April 6, 2009

Tugboat

A nickname for a person that is fat or on the chubby side
Originated from Connor

Dude Connor is such a tugboat

by nicecamper45 June 2, 2013

Tugboat

When a female or male is jerking off a male and 'motorboats' his balls.

She gave you a tugboat! She's a freak.

by Richard B. January 4, 2009

Tugboat

To motorboat a vagina.

Yeah man, I can "tugboat" the fuck out of a sweet pussy.

by verbal36 July 28, 2010

Tugboat

When, during anal sex, the taker tightens their arsehole around the penis of the giver and pulls forward.

The tugboat is my favourite sex position. It’s like doing kegels with your ass.

by Delilah Copperspoon June 24, 2021

Tugboat

Similar to Docking except an uncircumcised man docks with a woman with an oversized clitoris. I wouldn't think it would need to be said, but the man's penis needs to be larger than the woman's clitoris.

Jesus, Donna. Your clit must be 3in! What do you say we tugboat?

by Definitely not Gooch December 13, 2019

Tugboat

Tugboat: The guy at a marina who is trying to make a little extra cash giving handjobs

Seth: "Has anyone seen Andy?'
Mitch: "Yeah. He's jerking off some sailboater. He's a real Tugboat"

by Old Man Neltson February 1, 2021