The most amazing, awesome, beautiful, bad-ass, breathtaking instrument ever to be obtained by us from the Gods themselves.
Those who possess the ability to produce a beastly sound from this sacred metal instrument shalt be forever known as demi-gods, and shall be worshiped by all others who do not possess such abilities. (especially string players)
Those who possess the ability to produce a beastly sound from this sacred metal instrument shalt be forever known as demi-gods, and shall be worshiped by all others who do not possess such abilities. (especially string players)
by A DEMI GOD December 14, 2012
Get the trumpetmug. In Scotland, a trumpet is an idiot/arsehole/dick. You can use trumpet in an offensive and friendly context.
Offensive: "Hey you ya fuckin trumpet - whit the fuck ur you daein?"
Friendly: "Yu're such a trumpet man!"
Friendly: "Yu're such a trumpet man!"
by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004
Get the trumpetmug. adj. Activity, project etc. that has the blessing of the President and is therefore usually odd or morally suspect.
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by gnostic3 December 12, 2016
Get the trumpetmug. A loud mouth Trump supporter that is so smitten with Trump that they will believe anything he says and repeat it to everyone they come across.
His 26% support base that would still elect him if he shot someone on 5th Ave. Basically every white supremacist, KKK, Neo Nazi or any fucking idiot in America.
His 26% support base that would still elect him if he shot someone on 5th Ave. Basically every white supremacist, KKK, Neo Nazi or any fucking idiot in America.
David: Hey Joe, did you see what Trump just Did?
Joe: Yeah, he just launched NUKES at North Korea, England and Germany.
David: I know, isn't it fucking awesome? We finally have a President that will put America first.
Joe: You stupid fuck, he just started World War III !!!!
David: That's awesome though, because we did it first.
Joe: OMG, YOU'RE A FUCKING "TRUMPET"!!!!!
Joe: Yeah, he just launched NUKES at North Korea, England and Germany.
David: I know, isn't it fucking awesome? We finally have a President that will put America first.
Joe: You stupid fuck, he just started World War III !!!!
David: That's awesome though, because we did it first.
Joe: OMG, YOU'RE A FUCKING "TRUMPET"!!!!!
by MrAwesome1014 October 19, 2017
Get the trumpetmug. A super hard ass brass instrument that is mastered by only the greatest musicians.(duck, holden, michael, etc.minus kennan) No matter what you other fat fucker band geeks have to say.
by Holden Smith December 3, 2006
Get the trumpetmug. A feeble instrument played by people with huge egos that are usually short and or want attention. Somtimes thought of as the loudest instrument, but is actually scientifically proven to be quieter than a trombone, it's just higher, so the human ear picks it up easier. In reality, I, being a trombone player, can outplay the entire woodwind section of my band or about 3 trumpets. However, I don't, because I'm not a self-centered a-hole that things his instrument is awesome.
One trombone player is capable of outplaying(scientifically proven):4 french horns, 40 clarinets, 3 trumpets, 7 tubas.
If low brass stop supporting trumpet players with harmony and backround, the trumpets sound like shit. You people are part of the band too.
If low brass stop supporting trumpet players with harmony and backround, the trumpets sound like shit. You people are part of the band too.
by Booooooooooob November 14, 2007
Get the trumpetmug. I play trumpet, i'm better than you.
by chippls February 15, 2018
Get the trumpetmug.