by General_Truffles March 10, 2003
(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban
Cristophe: Where are my velcro shoes? Location, location, location! That's what I always say to my Persian cat.
Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe.
Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!
Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe.
Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!
by bonnet August 24, 2006
by anthony graves February 08, 2008
"Get on all fours honey and start Truffling me. Get up in there and tell me what I had for dinner 2 days ago..."
by Oinke December 17, 2013
she seems like a Truffle
by Trufflelufflekiss February 22, 2019
Verb
Tru·ffl·ing:
The act of throwing various fruit from a vehicle at signs, usually a high rate of speed.
Tru·ffl·ing:
The act of throwing various fruit from a vehicle at signs, usually a high rate of speed.
Ex.1: "Guys, we're all going truffling tonight."
Ex.2: "Holy shit Paul! You just truffled that sign!"
Ex.2: "Holy shit Paul! You just truffled that sign!"
by bigpear December 27, 2011
A truffle is what you get when you girlfriend or sex partner takes a massive shit 1-5 days previous of the time of intercourse. Due to the sheer enormity of the shit she doesn't wipe at all or shit anytime after the huge poo.
When you engage is anal sex you penis breaks the hard layer of un-wiped poo and continues in to the soft poo inside her rectum.
A truffle is the second degree of the Poopie Log the only difference is that the Poopie Log only has the soft poo not the hard poo.
The truffle is called a truffle because its chocolate counter part consist of hard chocolate on the outside and soft on the inside.
When you engage is anal sex you penis breaks the hard layer of un-wiped poo and continues in to the soft poo inside her rectum.
A truffle is the second degree of the Poopie Log the only difference is that the Poopie Log only has the soft poo not the hard poo.
The truffle is called a truffle because its chocolate counter part consist of hard chocolate on the outside and soft on the inside.
Dude how was Jane last night is it true she gave you a Truffle
Yea... it is the horrible she told me i would only get a poopie log but instead i got a Truffle
AWWWWWWW
Yea... it is the horrible she told me i would only get a poopie log but instead i got a Truffle
AWWWWWWW
by STEEL ROSE WAR July 06, 2010