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child toucher

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher

kid toucher 

Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.

Touche my dinker 

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.
Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?

toucher club 

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from
Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."
toucher club by Shoogy November 9, 2015
A person who touches (Could be sexual)
Ex: "yeah man, father jeff is definitely a toucher"
Toucher by Dr.Ben December 29, 2018

gutter toucher 

A derogatory term used for houses built too close together, generally in dense suburban areas so as a person standing between them could physically touch each properties rain gutter.
Yeah, they live in one of thosegutter toucher’ areas
gutter toucher by DS.Roach September 9, 2020