The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from
Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."
A derogatory term used for houses built too close together, generally in dense suburban areas so as a person standing between them could physically touch each properties rain gutter.