Troglodyte

A person that tends to stay inside for most of the day, usually glued to their chair browsing internet forums. Troglodytes also tend to refuse real social interaction and prefer speaking to people through VOIP applications and instant messaging.

Haven't seen John today, that troglodyte is probably at his home rotting at this desk.

by Izaak02 June 05, 2020

Troglodyte

A manly looking lesbian

Abby Wambach is such a troglodyte!

by PeteSci July 01, 2015

Troglodyte

Some one or something that lives in a cave.

Person 1: My local bat is such troglodyte!
Person 2: Huh?

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Troglodyte

1. A person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
2. A person who likes mainstream rap.

Can you believe he said his favorite rap group is Migos? I meet mo' troglodytes than hoes, I swear

by InspirationalJasonVoorheesTho August 20, 2017

Troglodyte

Someone who has no lip and looks like a scarred hairy potato, and is usually British.

Brit: I've heard that people say we are all Troglodytes

Me: Yea we say it because it's true

by MistressChing December 18, 2022

Troglodyte

A word mainly used by “nice guys”- it means a small minded person, like a cave man/woman- who think females owe them for being “nice” and when unfortunately, or fortunately for every single person in the world, rejected uses it as a comeback for their pathetic excuse of a brain that does not comprehend why and blames it on the notorious “chads” of the world instead of their feeble and sad mind.

Boy : Send nudes baby
Girl : Haha no I’m okay
Boy : You f***ing pathetic excuse of a human being, eat sh*t and die with your abusive boyfriend, troglodyte.

by PinkPrincessUwU September 24, 2018

Troglodyte

Chauvinistic pig with a caveman mentality. Also see: Donald Trump, and men named Chris.

Trump is a narcissistic troglodyteand needs to go back to his cave.

by Daisy Lane October 24, 2020