Towelie's Sister 

The sister of someone who lives in Orange County and showed her boobs to the world on MTV. A *fap* girl.

I love Towelie's Sister

Towelie's Sister by *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap f November 9, 2003

Small Toweling 

Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.

"I have 30 minutes before my show time, just enough time for some 'small toweling'."

Small Toweling by N1N July 25, 2010

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

toweled up 

Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.

"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."

"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."

toweled up by kirra board mad dog March 25, 2010

Towelhead Wifi 

A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.

David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.

Towelhead Wifi by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023

Tea toweling 

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.

My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.

Tea toweling by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019

towlie 

How an idiot spells towelie

Towelie gets high, but not high enough to spell his name "towlie".

towlie by Michael Breese November 13, 2003