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Stop touching kids

When you tell someone weird to stop touching kids
You: Hey Jeff

Jeff: Want to see the kids in my basement

You: stop touching kids
by Findlay Rimmr August 30, 2020
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toughing it out

Is when you really don't want to do something, but it needs to be done. Toughing it out is one of the hardest things to practise on a daily basis. If you can accomplish the "thoughing it out" moral than you will be un-stoppable!
"I was up all night drinking and I had to be at work by 5am... I really dont want to be here, but I'm toughing it out."

Jon- "ah man hold on a sec, I got a sliver in my finger"
Gabe- "dude just tough it out we only have five more logs to load"
by Timmy Wall September 4, 2007
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balls are touching

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).
A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.
by miji January 9, 2008
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touching road

Touching road-meaning I’m leaving or going somewhere
At a party
You- guys I’m touching road
Other guy-ok, see you later
by Dequavis January 4, 2018
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touching cloth

when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact.
-"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today".
-"really egbert why is that".
-well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.
-oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.
-quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort.
-i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.
-never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown.
-oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.
-dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.
by gallipoli December 12, 2004
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face touchie

The phenomenon of touching faces in a photo taken with a smart phone at arm's length. May or may not be combined with duck lips. Rarely done by guys with other guys, but frequently done by girls in a pair or group.
"Those girlfriends are always posting face touchies on Facebook."
by Pwwwn ship December 11, 2013
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mustn't touchit

You should name your headboard Chris brown because your wall had the shit beat out of it last night, how's your mustn't touchit this morning?
by nocockblockers July 20, 2009
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