Tortellini

A delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. Can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn't tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap bastard).

Johnny: "I'm gonna get me some tortellini."
Janet: "Didn't you say it tasted like semen last time?"
Johnny: "Yeah, but I kinda liked it."

by CharlieCatt June 22, 2008

Tortellini-ass bitch

Cum fag

Stfu you tortellini-ass bitch

by BIGG D February 4, 2022

tortilicious

Of relation or pertaining to the study of U.S. Tort law

I love spending my Saturdays in tortilicious bliss.

by JREX9000 November 29, 2010

tortellinis

One of the best foods of our time. Teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of Sarah and Rachel. Will drive for hours just to get a taste.

Sarah : Is there any more tortellinis in the fridge?
Rachel : ...No.
Sarah : FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

by raaaachelll January 12, 2009

totalicious

the warm crispy hot flavor of fresh tots :)

Mom: How are your tots?
Kid: Very totalicious :)

by Princess Jenn :) July 3, 2010

tortality

The twisted chase for the 2017 solar eclipse in all of its totality.
The twisted and improper use of totality.

Will we be in the range of tortality for the eclipse in Sun Valley. - Josh

by The digital nomad August 20, 2017

Tortellinian

A deragatory name given to Italians, or one who has so much sauce that it is hard to handle.

"Who is that wearing the iced out patek with the gucci flip flops?"
"Not sure, but he must be Tortellinian."

by Cit the nip god June 9, 2018