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toolship

A relationship based on the services one person provides for another
The ambitious artist showed up to every art opening and was developing close toolships with gallerists all over the world
by jh-cph March 28, 2010
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Toolsh

A mixture between a tool and douche.
"Look at that skinny white kid with the FUBU jump suit."
""Yeah what a toolsh
by Mc jizzle December 7, 2009
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toolchest

She's such a toolchest, she deserved to get fired.
by Matt February 7, 2004
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toolshed

A gathering of five or more tools. See toolkit.
That Kappa Alpha party was an absolute toolshed.
by Theo February 17, 2005
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toolshed

A small location where one puts his tool, temporarily or for a longer period. See also hatchet wound, meat curtains.
I've had a fun night with my tool, may I now put it away in your toolshed?
by ScottyWI May 10, 2004
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toolshed

To tell someone that they are beyond being a tool. They are more useless then anyone. This people are usually bigger then others and calling them a toold shed is like telling them they are retared and a waste of space
Yo big Jim your a toolshed
by Matt McLean December 28, 2005
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8x10 Toolshed

1. Matthew Inman, writer for the hilarious "The Oatmeal" website, as described by a nonfan on May 21, 2011. This is the opinion of merely one man, an employee at Lowe's who apparently enjoys his life of selling toilets and driving forklifts inside giant warehouses, seeing as The Oatmeal is the worlds leading source in 3rd grade humor and grammar awareness.

2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D
1. "I am too stupid to understand your sense of humor. Thus, you are officially an 8x10 Toolshed."

2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."
by swall67 July 9, 2011
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