toolshelf

A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.

Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?

toolshelf by rotom September 25, 2005

toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

toolshed day by GA Bees May 21, 2017

Toolshed 

A word describing a giant douchebag, that uses money to make himself look cool. Mainly, however, it is a kid who tries to be something he is not.

Peterson bought us some sweet shades yesterday. That kid is a big toolshed.

Toolshed by Balls Finnigan January 29, 2009

toolshed macdouchenator 

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.

Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.

toolshed macdouchenator by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010

2004 Toolshed Uprising 

This term refers to the period directly after the graduation of the bulk of the Chillosophy crew. Most members graduated high school in 2004, and therefore it resulted in the inevitable seperation of the members. Although the Dynasty of Chillosophy did not end (most experts predict it never will) their involvement in the community became restricted to blocks of time such as holidays and summers. During these absences, thousands of whack-ass-crews began to assemble, in hopes of reaching the level Chillosophy "chilled" at. The term "toolshed" refers to the gathering of more than one tool or square. Predictably, none of these crews were powerful enough to even "fux with they echoes."

" Yo, where did all these mark-ass tricks come from, its like the 2004 Toolshed Uprising all over again "

2004 Toolshed Uprising by Stuart Odyssey May 22, 2006

topshelfer

Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....

This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....

topshelfer by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008

topshelf 

A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.

On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!

topshelf by B Young August 14, 2006