by Derek, Xander, Kyle December 21, 2008
Get the Toolche mug.A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
by rotom September 25, 2005
Get the toolshelf mug.The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.
Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
by GA Bees May 21, 2017
Get the toolshed day mug.A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.
The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.
The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.
by principe62 March 26, 2009
Get the tooche mug.Used when refering to a vagina when talking to a child. Parents make use of weird names in place of normal names for private parts, especially if its an uncomfortable topic for them.
by Cryptosporidium 155 February 20, 2014
Get the toochee mug.A word describing a giant douchebag, that uses money to make himself look cool. Mainly, however, it is a kid who tries to be something he is not.
by Balls Finnigan January 29, 2009
Get the Toolshed mug.An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.
Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.
by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010
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