toebo

a toebo is someone who likes toes and has toes and is a hobo.

My friend, Hannah, is a toebo. But i love her anyways. no homo

by toes before hoes October 24, 2018

toboozing

The act of getting drunk before/while tobogganing.

Maggie-"Whenever she says 'pussy', I feel really uncomfortable." (toboozing)

by Maggie McLennan eats children March 7, 2007

toboozling

tobogganing or sledding while drunk

"Man there's too much snow to go out tonight, but I have so much booze left. What should we do?"
"Let's go toboozling!"

by toboozler December 3, 2009

tomboozery

shenanigans under the influence of alcohol

Chris had a hard night at the bars and participated in some tomboozery afterwards and ended up in jail

by zxypoo January 15, 2010

toboonganing

To ride your boong down the sand dunes.

I'm totally going toboonganing on the weekend!

by boongmaster June 15, 2011

thebookworm

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.

Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be thebookworm."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a thebookworm."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making thebookworm hurt.

by BiggBootyyChicken July 11, 2014

Toefood

Also known as Kung Tofoo, a pungent version of tofu. Usually best served to those people who complain that regular tofu is "bland", foot fetishists, or those who simply mispronounce "tofu".

Preparation:
(1) Chop up 250gsm of firm Tasmanian tofu with precision knifehand strikes into 1cm² blocks
(2) Boil tofu in tap water for 45min with two used socks (preferably freshly taken from an athlete's foot).
(3) Open windows.
(4) Leave to cool in a dark laneway for 12 hours.
(5) Remove rodents and serve toefood on a large silver platter.
(6) Add salt.

"Dad.... Can we have toefood tonight?"

"Sure kid. Take off your shoes and socks".

by psykobear August 1, 2018