TMS

Something that cant happen

Adam: lets go get some bitches!
Carl: No bro my cock is pulsing i just had TMS!
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It comes from Thy Majesty, it represents special attitude towards somebody in archaic but realisticly medieval way.
I'm honoured by TM's presense!
I'm glad to be at your service TM!
TM is at the battlefield fighting some gauls, brb. (note on the fridge by Caesar to Cleopatra)
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TMS

Abbreviation of the phrase "Too Much Sometimes."
used primarily to describe the nature of someone's actions or appearance, though it can also be used to describe situations or objects.
friend 1:"Jane says you suck for not coming to her party.."

Friend 2:"Ewww.. whatever.. that bitch has a serious case of TMS."

EX-2

Friend 1: "hows the new job at the day care?"

Friend 2: "T..M..S.. gurl... no joke.."

EX-3

Friend 1: "Did you see that guys shirt??? TMS.."

Friend 2: "OMG i know, right?"
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I'm feeling down and in need of some TMS.

It's time to do some TMSing.
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"facebook status"bout to log off tms if u got the number
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We chated in IM and TM
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