No. I didn't misspell
cat, her name is actually Cath. God DAMN.
Cath, known for her famous enjoyment of papi's tacos. (no incestual sexual reference intended) She is a smart, pretty, over the
top Badyal swag princess. She's got dem swag beanies. She's also some how known to have an OK booty... ALSO TIGHT FIT. AHEM..., Cath grew up on a ship with her father, the Scandinavian pop singer: Skadi, known for his one hit wonder of a song "Lo-Di-Do-Di, We love to Skadi" Cath was separated from her family at a young age, when her families ship was sunk after crashing into a rather obese mexican man, whom Cath came to know as "Papi" Cath was knocked off the ship, and
Nathan became a
pop-singer wonder in the city of Atlantis. Nuff said. Cath washed up on some island in who-knows-where. She then somehow became queen of the Orangutans... They're a type of monkey, I think. She then used her insane super think-think skills and built a nuclear
bomb and destroyed Hiroshima... She was then adopted by people in Canada, land of Ice and Snow, Beers and Moose, Beavers and Syrup. She's now known as Cath Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And attends a secondary
school in Richmond B.C. She is told to be a caring, swagtastical Jhinku-finding, smokin hawt gurl. All da boyz be
like "Dam u
r hawt" She just flips her hair
like "I'm the queen of the orangutans
bitches." If you are trying to
top Cath's level of swagtasticness, prepare to
work your ass off, this girl got it all.
Person 1: "
Woah, who is the smokin' hawt gurl?!"
Person 2: "That's Cath!"
Person 1: "I'm going to
go get her number yo"
Person 2: "NOT IF I GET IT FIRST."
This example resulted in a violent
game of fisticuffs... Many people died.