No. I didn't misspell
cat, her
name is actually Cath. God DAMN.
Cath, known for her famous enjoyment of papi's tacos. (no incestual sexual reference intended) She is a smart, pretty, over the top Badyal swag
princess. She's got dem swag beanies. She's also some how known to have an OK
booty... ALSO TIGHT
FIT. AHEM..., Cath grew up on a ship with her father, the Scandinavian pop singer: Skadi, known for his one hit wonder of a song "Lo-Di-Do-Di, We love to Skadi" Cath was separated from her family at a young age, when her families ship was sunk after crashing into a rather obese mexican man, whom Cath came to know as "Papi" Cath was knocked off the ship, and Nathan became a pop-singer wonder in the city of Atlantis. Nuff said. Cath washed up on some island in who-knows-where. She then somehow became queen of the Orangutans... They'
re a type of
monkey, I think. She then used her insane super think-think skills and built a nuclear bomb and destroyed Hiroshima... She was then adopted by people in Canada, land of Ice and
Snow, Beers and
Moose, Beavers and Syrup. She's now known as Cath Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And attends a secondary school in Richmond B.C. She is told to be a caring, swagtastical Jhinku-finding, smokin hawt gurl. All da boyz be like "Dam u r hawt" She just flips her hair like "I'm the queen of the orangutans
bitches." If you are trying to top Cath's level of swagtasticness, prepare to
work your ass off, this girl got it all.
Person 1: "
Woah, who is the smokin' hawt gurl?!"
Person 2: "That's Cath!"
Person 1: "I'm going to
go get her number yo"
Person 2: "NOT IF I GET IT FIRST."
This example resulted in a violent game of fisticuffs... Many people died.