Tittybears

When breasts become cuddle toys as a woman sleeps.

Kat can't sleep unless she is holding her tittybears

by MonkeyCult92 September 28, 2012

Tittyburger

Placing one single female breast into an intergluteal cleft (butt crack) so as to resemble a hamburger.

After a hard day's work of acting on the set of his new movie, Ben Afflek arrived home and promptly asked his wife Jennifer Garner to give him a relaxing tittyburger.

by Scrote's & boat's March 22, 2015

TittyBurger

Ad-Noun: Any item that is truly considered to be a blend of perfection to one's taste. A combination so wonderful to a man, as a tit and a hamburger would be.

Human: Hey Jimmy, what did you do yesterday?

Jimmy: I went bowling.

Human: How was it?

Jimmy: It was tittyburgers! I bowled a perfect game then my girlfriend gave me head!

by NuclearAdam December 1, 2006

titty bear

A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.

Origin:

Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"

Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?

Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!

by Mark H May 15, 2004

tittybangbang

TittyBangBang is an extremely awful, non-funny British sitcom.

Everyone i know hates it, but critics seem to love it.

Kyle: Man TittyBangBang really blows.
Sam: Haha you said Titty!! I'm telling your mum!
Kyle: ...
Kyle: Fucking kill yourself.

by kyle frith November 23, 2006

tittygargoyle

One whose "titties" take on a monstorous appearance during the day in order to frighten and horrify young children. The Greeks coined this term to primarily describe fifth grade teachers.

Mrs. Balzdorf was a tittygargoyle! Everytime she moved in front of the class, her titties bounced and killed small children.

by Rob July 25, 2004

Tittybangbang

Proof that the BBC couldn't give a toss about its audience. They refused to make any more series of decent shows like Red Dwarf and yet churn out dreck like this. Basically each show consists of the same characters telling the same jokes. Shows like this can work if the characters have depth to them and there's something to laugh at other than just mind-numbing catchphrases (Little Britain, for example, the funniest sketch show in many years). But here we have one-dimensional characters you couldn't care less about, swearing and obscenities as an alternative to humour and sketches like Salty Tales, the Rasta fans and the movie stars which don't seem to have any kind of point to them at all. The real shame is that, with two female leads who can do a wide range of characters and a star-studded supporting cast, this could have been great. Unfortunately someone forgot that comedy sketch shows are actually supposed to be funny.

Due to the unique way the BBC is funded by you, the licence-payer, we can show shit like Tittybangbang and don't even bother if nobody watches it because we'll still have got your money.

by Stormsworder June 22, 2009