1. (on messenger) Guy1: tis been a pretty nice
day
Guy2: dude i think you just misspelled, "it's"
Guy1: oh yea...i guess i did
2. 'tis a gorgeous
time to sit in the privy for a fortnight
3. Guy1: 'tis a gorgeous
time to sit in the privy for a fortnight
Guy2: shut the fuck up you fag