TimeStamp

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.

OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!

by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009

Titus Hotdog

The Titus Hotdog is a sexual act where mustard is placed on the feet of the partner, and a footjob is given resembling a hotdog.

Friend 1: Hey man, you saw Chris last night, right?
Friend 2: Yeah, I thought he just wanted me to fuck him, but he wanted a Titus Hotdog, so I left.
Friend 1: That’s weird man.

by Foot Lover Supreme September 21, 2019

Trough times

Pronounced 'troff', this word is the exact opposite of 'peak times', its antithesis. Used when something bad has happened, or when you are at one of life's lowest points. Used only by upper class, well-educated people, as 'trough' actually refers to the lowest point on a wave, such as a radio wave, and 'peak' refers to the highest point. The difference between the peak and trough gives you the amplitude. But this is not a physics lesson. Can also be used sarcastically when someone is talking about something that happened to them which could be considered trivial or pathetic.

Jamie: Oh God i just stabbed myself with a glass rod, have to go to hospital.

Miguel: Trough times Jamie, trough times.

Will: Yesterday I was doing this massive essay and I was working on it for hours, when suddenly my door flew open and my brother ran in pretending to be my mum! He looked like a downie!

Miguel: Cool story bro

Jamie: Trough times.

by slothbrainz September 16, 2011

Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

by Synthetic Loser April 5, 2011

Timur

Timur is the most handsome, intelligent, and friendliest boy you’ve ever met. He is usually very busy with his work, but he does like to hang out with friends and have parties. Timur also has a lot of money due to his communicating abilities and hard working skills.

I’ve never met such a distinctive person, he must be a real Timur.

by JohnCarl227 February 9, 2021

good times doody

When you take a big dump and the head of the doody is above the water, in reference to the Good Times theme song lyric, "Keeping your head above water."

After last night's buffet bar, I left a Good Times Doody in the toilet.

by Dave Bennett Wilmington, DE May 14, 2019

Timesink

Something that takes up a lot of time and produces few or no tangible results. Usually a website.

In general, a waste of time.

(Choose one: Facebook, MLIA, FML) is such a timesink.

by Novarri November 11, 2009