Economic Theology

The practice of placing faith in an economic doctrine solely on the basis that it aligns with your political dogma. This holds especially true for economic doctrine that is refuted by empirical evidence to the contrary, or otherwise relies on intangible evidence as a basis for speculation.

1. As a popular economic theology, voodoo economics has shown otherwise, to permanently reduce GDP potential.

2. Though Libertarians embraced austerity as a means to grow the economy, it turns out that austerity was nothing more than economic theology.

by gerrrg July 6, 2011

theology

Systematic Study of Religious tenets.
Literaly "God +word " Gk: Theos/Logos.

" If lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.

by J E Walker May 4, 2003

Facebook Theology

The act of debating religion via Facebook, typically using status updates or wall posts.

Guy 1- There has yet to be any evidence to suggest the existence of a God.

Guy 2- Did you see that guy's Facebook theology status?

by Atheist Cow January 28, 2011

Theology

Study of religion applied to the truth of the world; opposes secular philosophy.

... Go philosopher! Theology won't find you any sort of truth.

Momma: Son, I've brought you a new pamphlet of the church... God blesses you, child.

Son: RAAAR!!!!! I are the sick of this theologist scam. Momma, I'm atheist! Go humanist, momma!

by Yue CG May 15, 2005

Cracked Theology

A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.

Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.

by MathPlus September 16, 2018

theology

the study of God and God's ways. i cannot think of a subject that is more important, but less interesting to the common person.

if you believe in God, you're a theologian.

by oddkin May 2, 2005

timeologist

someone who's an idiot and thinks that its someone who tells time

John is my favorite timeologist.

by johnyefrusi April 20, 2008