Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!
Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...
by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018
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to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket.
remember the time timbo went to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket in the face!
that was so timbo in the face!!
that was so timbo in the face!!
by Timbo until tomorrow November 16, 2009
Get the timbo in the face mug.Timon is a really loving boyfriend
He's a really good bestfriend
He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.
He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.
HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...
Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.
He's a really good bestfriend
He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.
He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.
HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...
Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.
Hey Timon, have you apologised to her and tried to sort things out?
Hey where's Timon? It's not funny here without him.
Hey where's Timon? It's not funny here without him.
by AmyyyyJ October 20, 2019
Get the Timon mug.The penis of a Time Lord. Most commonly used to refer to the interdimensional and time traveling peen of the Doctor or the Master. Some can argue that Capt. Jack has a tiemcock, but this is wrong, he has a tiemagentcock.
Jack Harkness wants the tiemcock something fierce.
It's long been rumoured that the Doctor wants some serious tiemcock from the Master.
It's long been rumoured that the Doctor wants some serious tiemcock from the Master.
by Raevyn Lovel November 14, 2007
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