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Till Lindemann

Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire.
"Till Lindemann ist ein pyromaniac."
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Till Lindemann

Frontman for the legendary Tanz-Metal German band, Rammstein.

Here are a few more tidbits about him:

1. Has been commonly known to be mistaken for a galactic sex god.

2. Satan is praying the Almighty accepts him into Heaven or else he'll be out of a job.

3. Can face fuck you with a simple stare and keep you coming back for more.
Till Lindemann is a German that I wish would invade me!
by Till Lindemann's lover December 24, 2008
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lucas till

A true beauty. The blonde hair and blue eyes with a strong ass jawline woukd break any heart.

Also known for many roles like Hannah Montana: The Movie, XMen and Macgyver
Oh my god, my ovaries, it's LUCAS TILL
by BabyAlexBarnes March 10, 2017
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he's catching on, I'm telling ya

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.
(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.
by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007
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till points

Slang for cash or money. (till being synonymous to cash register)
I went to the store to get a case of beer but I was low on till points so I had to settle for a six pack.

My friends didn't want to sponsor my till pointless ass, so I got left out of the mission.
by Brf June 19, 2006
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telling stories

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.
Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.
by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016
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Tillising

Abstaining from washing one's hands after using the restroom and instead depending on your values to keep one's food from being contaminated or one's hands from being covered in shit.
"Whoa, man-why didn't you wash your hands after you took a dump? Don't you know you could have fecal matter all over your nasty ass hands?" "Nah, it's cool. I'm tillising." "Whatever, dude. Don't you ever touch my fries again."
by PromiseNot2ShootHerIn2Space February 3, 2015
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