Threechum

Engaging in a threesome with a bi-curious secret service agent

The wife and I just pounded the ass off our off-duty security detail. It was a raging hot threechum.

by doctor mantis toboggan April 16, 2014

threadcop

a person who enforces message board rules in an imperious, incessant, or otherwise annoying manner.

The term "threadcop" originates from the idea of calling a message board topic a "thread." This hails back to the naming conventions of older message board systems.

by Moggraider October 16, 2008

three legged man

Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.

Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

Three Piece

A man of "high stature" in a suit. Perceptively snobby.

"I sold my soul to a three piece and he told me I was holy."

by Gillenium September 17, 2015

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

Big Three

1. A trio of coworkers constantly trying to one up each other with nonsense stories, which are often fictional.
2. Three individuals who compete at being the laziest and most obnoxious filth to walk the earth.

3. A three person team putting more effort into dodging work than actually doing anything.

Example 1: I hear the Big Three being douche-bags in the break room.
Example 2: The Big Three are currently tied in their competition.
Example 3: The Big Three are wonderful at boondoggling.
Example 4: I got trapped at lunch with the Big Three and wanted to kill myself.

by ambrosia23412 February 2, 2017

Threemaso

Also known as the Holy Trinity, Threemaso is the collective being of the three other forms of Maso: Vapemaso, Dumbmaso, and Smartmaso.

"Bro, does that kid's head look like a brick to you?"
"You must be talking about Threemaso."

by Gay Arab June 5, 2017