third-pic wince

1. (n.) An involuntary reflex that occurs when you get the third photo of someone whom you believed was attractive, but looks a lot worse in this one. Everyone has one or two great photos that make them look a lot better than they really are. When this person lets down their guard and sends a more natural photo, the illusion of attractiveness is shattered, and the wince occurs.

I was writing to this hot girl who gave me a glamour shot and a downshirt. Then, she sent me a picture of her sitting on her couch in sweats with the cat. That made me do a third-pic wince and cut off all contact with her.

by perdix June 28, 2012

Third Person Stalker

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.

guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.

by cweeks March 30, 2010

vote third party

Vote third party is code for smoking weed

hey man, do you vote third party?

by tim March 13, 2005

Third person mode

When you have been so wasted because of heavy drinking, that next morning or even next week you have to gather information from outside sources about what the hell have you done or said, and where the hell have you been.
It feels like you have been controlled by some outside forces when you later start to recall what might have happened.

After twenty-ish tequilas I must have gone Third person mode cause I don't have a slightest clue why I woke up in the middle of Sweden???

Last night the booze must have taken control of me or something. Shit, I switched to Third person mode again. I hope next time somebody would shut me down before that happens...

by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009

Third Place Victory

A phrase literally meaning 'celebrate the underdog'. The phrase was invented and championed by the British pemo band of the same name.

Morgs celebrated his third place victory like he'd come first

by HansTracie February 20, 2011

third platoon

Simply put we are the ultimate fighting force in the world. We're all about taking names and kicking ass. Our leaders are just that, leaders. When we fuck bitches we laugh when they cry from getting ass fucked. We piss excellence. Some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion.com, Saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady's get an abortion, and we have a clinically retarded member. (timothy bies)

Jesus to God: why did you name me jesus?

God:

well because i couldnt think of anythin better

Jesus:

i think the name third platoon is a good name

God

Well god damnit your right

by Captian Long-dong June 23, 2009

Third Party Ro Sham Bo

Newest form a Ro Sham Bo. This form uses a third person to play "kicker". The kicker is used to equalize kicks enabling a sense of fairness to degrees of pain endured.
The Kickers kick are equal in caliber of force as opposed to standard RSB which puts the man with stronger legs in favor, as well as leaves kicking force unregulated.
The third party kicker must be unbiased towards the two opponents or hate them both equally.

Saturday night was insane! We all got drunk and later on Tim and Pete had some kind of dispute.The crowd then called out for RO SHAM BO! The two opponents agreed, but only if it was "Third Party Ro Sham Bo", and everyone threw down $5 to watch.
John, acting as Ref, nominated Christina to be Kicker. Christina kicked both opponents with equal strength repeatedly for what seemed like forever...Eventually Tim whimpered in defeat, and Pete received the winnings. The winnings was a hand job from Christina, who then got all the spectator $$$

by Adust November 2, 2007