theology

The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.

Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.

by harry flashman July 18, 2003

Pre Theological

Someone who still needs fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.

The stage before post theological.

Not being able to understand evolution or basic science, he decided that he would be Pre Theological and just let his religion answer all of the hard questions for him. He allowed himself to do this because it was easier than having to think and he was afraid of what his family would say.

by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009

theologicalexistentialatheist

A person who believes that, while there is intelligent life that guides the universe, it does not reside in New Jersey. Coined by Woody Allen in the script of his movie, 'Sleeper'.

He defined himself as a theologicalexistentialatheist, but his Newark relatives were not impressed.

by circushead March 4, 2008

Theology

Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.

Renounce theology daily.

by H.L. Mencken April 22, 2005

thealogy

the study of goddess(es) and other religious topics.

i am going to study thealogy.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006

theology

Stopping to think while you still think that you are thinking...

theology is to believe first then think after

by the brainstormer June 24, 2016

Tehology

The study of the propagation and tenacity of commonly mistyped words, and the way in which they become common vernacular.

"Teh noob got pwned! Lol cats!"

-14 year old chronic masturbator playing WoW

Tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line retarded language.

by Jebus Chrost March 3, 2009