Therapy. Literally human torture that some parents make their children go to when a
child misbehaves or even that adults take themselves to for help that just makes you question your entire existence. It is usually very
weird and these
people get paid to
ask what your biggest secrets are, and if you go with your parents, even if they tell you they will not tell them a word you say they will tell them. Never trust a therapist. Those creatures need to be locked up. The name of em says it all! The-Rapist like wtf do not waste your money on those bitches.
Therapist: okay so im just working at therapy for the drama and good money so whats your secrets?
Person: Uhh i pee myself every night because im scared of monsters!
Therapist: ok then uhhh i dont have any advice for you just stop pissing yourself, weirdo
Person: arent you suppost to help me?
ugh anyways i also got this
girl pregnant
Therapist: dang you little hoe what you want me to do tf?
Person: GIVE ME ADVICE WHAT!?!?!?!?
Therapist: okay im done session over. Anything else before i talk to your
parents?
Person: finally but whatever you do and i mean it do not tell my parents i got someone pregnant PLEASE!
Therapist: Of course i wont i "promise"
Parents: okay so what happened?
Therapist: your
child is weird asf so first he pisses his bed AND he got a
girl pregnant!
Parents: TF THAT
KID IS GROUNDED!!!!