The Tree Scale

Refers to the size of a woman.

Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie

Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima

Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel

Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera

Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell

Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend

Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.

by click clack um fu fu April 25, 2009

The McCulloch Scale

1 bottle of red wine = approx. £10.

All monetary values are measured in how many bottles of red wine you can get.

Man 1: "I got shitty mcshitband tickets for next month for £50"
Man 2 : "FFS Man 1, that's 5 bottles of red!"
Man 3: "Ah, of course, The McCulloch Scale"

by Ianisanalchy November 27, 2017

The Sex Scale

The official scale of hotness in a female.

1. Eww!
2. Grenade
3. Gross, Brah
4. Lower Meh
5. Meh
6. Upper Meh
7. Schwing
8. Nice, Brah
9. Noice
10. Subfuxaliztic!

Brah, when that Eww! is next to that Schwing, the Schwing looks just like a Subfuxaliztic, according to The Sex Scale.

by Mr. Cuppycake October 15, 2010

The Becca Scale

A scale on which women are ranked based purely on physical attractiveness. Ranges from 1-100, with 1 being the lowest base unit, 1 Becca, and 100 being a theoretical perfect state. 20 and above is respectable, 40 and above is hot, and 50 and above is smokin' hot. Less than 10 is subhuman. Numbers around 100 are reserved for celebrities and those generally acknowledged to be the world's hottest women. Personality and Intelligence are not included on the scale.

"That girl on the other side of the bar, I reckon she's about 25 on The Becca Scale. I could do that."

by JojoAgogo January 23, 2009

The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

7.4 on the Rectum scale

A blasting, large stinky fart that usually sends people running,afraid of "after-shocks"

Man, I had to open the windows, cuz that was a 7.4 on the rectum scale!!

by Joe.long222 December 15, 2007

Off the Richter Scale

Something that is too extreme to be measured. The Richter Scale is officially used for measuring earthquakes; anything above 7 is described as a major quake. Anything "off the Richter Scale" (or "Off the Richter") is therefore an extreme example.

"Man, that surf was totally off the Richter Scale".

by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009