The Misfit Patriot Discord 

1. Conservative extremist group made up of shady folks with a cult like behavior for doxing Tik Tok users in the dark web.

2. Subject of FBI investigation
3. Danesh recipe (vintage 2022)

The Misfit Patriot Discord will go down in history as the worst recipe on Tik Tok.

The Misfit Patriot Discord by The_Real_Slim March 23, 2022

The Flaccid Patriot 

When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.

Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.

The Flaccid Patriot by Isaac Mumdix November 7, 2014

The Misfit Patriot Discord 

1. Conservative extremist group made up of shady folks with a cult like behavior for doxing Tik Tok users in the dark web.

2. Subject of FBI investigation
3. Danesh recipe (vintage 2022)

The Misfit Patriot Discord will go down in history as the worst recipe on Tik Tok.

The Misfit Patriot Discord by The_Real_Slim March 23, 2022

patriot, the

A sexual act whereby the male recieves a blowjob while standing and the female kneeling on the floor. The male then ejaculates on the females face and quickly punches her in the nose, drawing blood. The red (blood), white (semen), and blue (bruised nose) represent the colors of the flag and give the patriot its name. It is customary, after ejaculation, for the male to stand at attention, salute, execute an about-face, and walk out of the room.

My girlfriend likes getting the patriot every Friday night.

patriot, the by deep eyes January 21, 2005

The Patriots 

The 12(or 20, i forget) people who actually run our country. Mention in MGS series. They control all our information using "GW", an internal information system, inside the big shell, or supposed offshore cleaning facility for a tanker crash. The Patriots were once "The Philosophers" in the Cold War, but then branched into the patriots. They control our presidents and wars.

No, its all information screened out by the Patriots.

The Patriots by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005

damn the patriots 

Similar to "damn the man!" or "whitey's holding me down".
Comes from Metal Gear Solid 2, in which the patriots are an invisible, completely dominating group that controls every aspect of your life.

*Your computer loses all its data* "Damn the patriots!"

damn the patriots by Adrian December 27, 2006

Damn the Patriots 

(phrase) What fans of the LA Chargers say after the historically dominant New England Patriots leave the Diamond Dogs for dead after any game between the two teams. Most recently exemplified in the AFC Divisional Playoffs on January 13, 2019.

Damn the Patriots! They played us like a damn fiddle!

Damn the Patriots by EqualsPeach January 14, 2019