muffler

(1) Girlfriend / fiancee / wife.

(2) When a woman stuffs her muff in her man's face.

Sarah gave Jeff a muffler, muffling his car talk.

by Sara Lee January 8, 2007

muffler

Thingy you put up the end of on an car so the exaust gas wil sound nice

w00t ! Look at that muffler ! Its so fecking big ! Its almost like teh rocket pipe in Need for speed udnerground

by Michal December 17, 2003

muffler

one who joins in the act of muffling, or the stimulation of the females vagina using ones tonge, also called a carpet muncher

gee sally, what a muffler tom is, i could here you all the way down the hall! (sally glows)

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Mufflering

A man who farts up his nose while auto-fellating himself usually for sexual pleasure, but sometimes by accident

Ricky is in his room mufflering. I can't believe he can suck his own cock and then farts in his own face to kick it up a level.

by Sir Hampton July 5, 2010

The Muffler

When you place an open can (coke, Dr. Pepper, monster, beer, etc.) in someone’s asshole, stab a hole in the bottom once placed, and shotgun the said substance.

Bro my asshole is still bleeding after Kyle did The Muffler with his monster

by Ni99er_beater69 March 16, 2021

muffler

That's me

I am the Carpet-Muncher

by Carpet-Muncher February 12, 2004

Mufflered Fellatio

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

by susan0506 October 8, 2011