hank

A measurement of beef, weighing about two and a half pounds.

Maria: What's your name?
Hank: Hank.
Maria: Like a hank of beef?

Customer: I'd like some roast beef?
Butcher: How many hanks?
Customer: Well, I'm going to have three people for dinner, think one hank will be enough?
Butcher: I'd get two hanks to be safe, or at least one and a half hanks

by telyourmomhi July 13, 2009

Hank

Person who catches many fish, consumes in moderation, adorred by women, tells great stories of his adventures, one step ahead of johnny law and jealous husbands.

I wish I was alot more like Hank.

by Hank January 20, 2005

Hank-It

Putting a condom on only the tip of your male member so you get the feeling of going raw dog, but do not spill your swimmers as to get someone pregnant.

Hank-It (Future)
Hanking-It (Present)
Hanked-It (Past)

AKA Half-Raw

Carmon was a little too skanky to go full raw dog, but I am willing to Hank-It

by NNDdefines March 5, 2011

hanking

newest phenomena in Facebook profile picture photography where the subject is suspended from an inanimate and creative object. This is in response to the outbreak of "planking" photography that has swept Europe and the United States.

Gerald's hanking picture is so much better than the planking picture Brent made on the refrigerator, planking is so five minutes ago.

by McGerald July 7, 2011

Hank it

When you Bend/Work Any of the Simple chords on Guitar , typically used for country songs.. named after Hank Williams Jr.

"How do you get your guitar to make those twangy transitions?"
"Ya Gotta Hank It!"

by RadNad™ March 1, 2012

Hank

born after 1993, can't cook, all he know is McDonald's, charge they phone, be fem-boy, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

Ian: "does Hank need therapy or...?"
Caydance: "probably"

by Caroline452 October 12, 2022

Hank

A guy who can be a dick sometimes but is actually secretly sweet. He will be the cockiest guy around his guy friends but as soon as you and him are the only ones talking he will transform into the best guy ever. He makes a fantastic best friend and all the girls can't resist him. His alabaster skin and ginger hair make him unresistable. The greatest guy you will ever meet.

Girl #1: "That ginger over there is such an ass. I wonder if he's like that all the time."
Girl#2: "Who? Hank? He is the sweetest guy ever! You just got to warm up to him is all."
Girl#3: "Omg, I know. I thought he was so weird and now he's my bffl!"
Girl#2: "Oh well, got to go. See you next Tuesday!"

by tsuu December 1, 2013