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Chicken Tetrazinni

A delicious pasta dish one can cook to make a man cheat on his girl. This particular dish was put into question when featured on the Maury show.
"I know shes seducing my man with the Chicken Tetrazinni! She comes up in my house, cookin him Chicken Tetrazinni. Does he want her and the Chicken Tetrazinni?" -Alycia
by MascoUtah January 7, 2010
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textlationship

When someome only has a relationship with someone via text messages. Usually they have to bust out their cell phone to recap a conversation or any event involving the person.
"...oh wait. Where's my cellphone. I need my cellphone to tell this story about my friend."

"Must be another textlationship."
by chris.tine April 22, 2008
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Lost in txtlation

when one does not properly interpret intended sarcasm or abstract humor via text message due to a lack of humanistic social cues such as facial expression, timing, emphasis, or inflection
Person A: "Huh?" ::shows cellphone to Person B::

Person B: "Yeah. Lost in txtlation."
by the ben lucky September 10, 2010
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lost in textlation

Literally, an SMS text message that is mistakenly interpreted by the recipient to mean something other then what the sender meant the message to convey. This is a common problem as the limitations of characters that fit into a standard SMS text message require the sender to abbreviate or otherwise cut out words making the message harder to understand, hence lost in textlation.
Any text can be misinterpreted as grammer is rarely used so even a simple text like:

A text that says "what are you doing?" could be interpreted by the recipient to mean what are they doing that very minute or it could be a critique from the sender asking the recipient what the hell they are doing, i.e. what's their problem. This rather simple example demonstrates lost in textlation.

When matters of relationships are discussed via text, that is where things can really become problematic.
by Moishe January 11, 2009
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textlationshit

n. only talking to your significant other via facebook/myspace/texting or other forms of technology. it sucks a lot and will never last.
girl: i can't stand this textlationshit, he won't say anything to my face!
by lkaj;ldkja;lkjdl;ad May 6, 2009
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titation

the art of titty wrestling. in other words, a man will move a womans right breast up while moving the left down and then alternate, increasing speed. this will give her extreme satisfaction, even occasionally ending in an orgasm.
"The titation my man gave me last night was mind-blowing."

"I had to leave him cause he just couldnt give me a good titation."
by Mark Baumgarten November 22, 2009
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tituation

noun- a situation in which it involves you and a female with large tits that hinders/distracts you from your main objective/goal.
bill:hey did you finish filling out your time sheets?
bob: no i couldnt i was caught in a tituation with jill.
bill: Jill? who is jill?
bob: the intern with the tig ole' bitties...she is with human resources down stairs
by paulverlander May 25, 2010
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