A COG terror is somebody who has bad centre of gravity (COG) from perhaps drunkenness or one leg being shorter than another. They pose a problem to other folk due to bad balance and to the fact that they may keep walloping into their acquaintance/friend.
John: God, Michael,do you remember last night at all?
Michael: Partly. Why?
John: Well when I walked you home in your drunk state, not only were you trying to make out with me but you were a total COG terror!
Michael: Partly. Why?
John: Well when I walked you home in your drunk state, not only were you trying to make out with me but you were a total COG terror!
by Stevie Nolan April 29, 2009
Get the COG terror mug.When a man has the sudden urge to get as far away from someone as possible, while also desperately wanting to fuck them.
We were just getting hot and heavy when she pulled a knife out of the nightstand and started spanking herself with the side of it. Total terror boner.
by Lkjh.1234 April 22, 2018
Get the Terror boner mug.I don't know whether to fear a bunch of ragtag freedom fighters from another country, or my own government's 1984-style policies.
by Dudley October 8, 2003
Get the war on terror mug.A Quake III mod by Silicon Ice Development. Focuses on realistic based game-play, instead of sci-fi retartedness. Good for those who are sick of back-water Counter Strike ass-holes talking "l33t" at you.
by Slang June 23, 2003
Get the Urban Terror mug.To wank under extreme horror or terror, usually under extreme, life or death circumstances as a last attempt at pleasure. Characterized by furious masturbation accompanied by screams and shouts.
Captain Bob: "Attention passengers, fasten all safety belts-we are heading for a crash landing."
Terrified passenger: "Time for a terror wank..." *Fap fap fap*
Terrified passenger: "Time for a terror wank..." *Fap fap fap*
by Nickwalks October 26, 2011
Get the Terror Wank mug.by physics stud November 18, 2019
Get the Tensor mug.Terococolala is a real country in Africa. It is controlled by the Dictators Wiktoria and Wiktoria2. Its flag is Orange with a black clover outline. The clover represents good luck and the Orange represents The great legendary almighty omnipotent Annoying Orange- which the residents worship daily. The native language is Simlish.
by wiktoia November 22, 2020
Get the Terococolala mug.