Jose Cuervo is the normal way of intoxication by tequila...it will knock you out before you can say "aye caramba!!"
by Rust6188 June 20, 2005
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I took 10 tequila shots in fifteen minutes and then passed out on the floor.
Jose Cuervo is the best tequila.
Jose Cuervo is the best tequila.
by Da Jello Pimp April 1, 2003
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Tequila is a common Spanish word or other ways as a name.tequila means to be honest,kind,beautiful and confident.tequila is a special name for african americans.she is most common to like jalen and tre brools,but jalen more. She also common to b lit,have alot of frans,and call people sis.tequila in English means confident and beautiful
my Fran is so tequila
by jc_lit May 31, 2016
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Butch: Want some whiskey?
Theodore: Um, no sir, I mean, if that's OK with you, I will stick with the, um, tequila, if that's OK.
Theodore: Um, no sir, I mean, if that's OK with you, I will stick with the, um, tequila, if that's OK.
by Rihanyce May 24, 2010
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Sky: "Yo, did you see my girl last night?"
Kurt: "Naw, why?"
Sky: "I feel like she was sweatin Jess"
Kurt: "Oh, you didn't know she was tequila?"
Kurt: "Naw, why?"
Sky: "I feel like she was sweatin Jess"
Kurt: "Oh, you didn't know she was tequila?"
by Smackaroo Crew January 3, 2008
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by ladylove23 December 16, 2016
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A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.
Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.
“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.
Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.
“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
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-What ? Tequila ?
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-What ? Tequila ?
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