6 definitions by Patoshervidosadomicilio
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018
-Hey Samuel, let's read this signed copy of the holy bible titled "call me by your name".
-Sure, i can read, i exist outside of a grey box and i'm not merely an invented conversation between two guys.
-Sure, i can read, i exist outside of a grey box and i'm not merely an invented conversation between two guys.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018
-congratulations to la familia Gomara, this gift is de parte del pueblo chiquito
-Oh ! What a lovely surprise, a Robert Bresson. Muchas Gracias, a nuestros hijos les gustará mucho.
-Oh ! What a lovely surprise, a Robert Bresson. Muchas Gracias, a nuestros hijos les gustará mucho.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018
An erudite professor of Berkeley and The Universidad Nacional of Buenos Aires, writer, director, trumpet player, poet, coiffeur and the 72 president of the democratic republic of El Congo. Often confused with Alain Delon.
-The president of El Congo Mister Krabs, decided this mornig that he is going to finally nuke the dictatorial imperium of Canada. In other news a Julio Cortazar caused the death of 34 filipinos and 1 woman in a tropical storm on the middle of the point nemo.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018
The most beautiful creation of the universe. It's not a coincidence she speaks italian and is still alive in one of the rings of saturn.
-God or Morgan Freeman: Today i'm going to do something very beautiful.
-God or Morgan Freeman: Here is, behold world! this is Claudia Cardinale.
-God or Morgan Freeman: Here is, behold world! this is Claudia Cardinale.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018
Ultimate bone helping juice
A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.
Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.
“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.
Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.
“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?
-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.
-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.
-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.
-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018